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A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her *husband*!"
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Psychological Test trolley bag
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The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.
Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"
A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.
Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"
A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"
Sharing everything duffel bag
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A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife. The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap. The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they didn't have to split theirs. The old gentleman said, "Oh no. We've been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50."The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied, "It's his turn with the teeth."
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife. The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap. The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they didn't have to split theirs. The old gentleman said, "Oh no. We've been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50."The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied, "It's his turn with the teeth."
Keys to Success travel bag
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"What is cleverness?" asked his son.
"Cleverness is that you'll never make such a promise, " the father answered.
"What is cleverness?" asked his son.
"Cleverness is that you'll never make such a promise, " the father answered.
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Recently, a man walked into my barbershop asking how much for a haircut. "Eight dollars," I answered. "And for a shave?" "Five dollars." "All right," he said, settling into the barber chair. "Shave my head."
Recently, a man walked into my barbershop asking how much for a haircut. "Eight dollars," I answered. "And for a shave?" "Five dollars." "All right," he said, settling into the barber chair. "Shave my head."
I Wasn't Listening nonwoven bag
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Synonym=Bad Language sports bag
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One day a ten-year-old child asked his mother, "Mom, what is a synonym?" "What? You even don't know what a synonym is? How foolish you are. When I describe you as foolish, I mean you're silly, stupid. Now you know what a synonym is ?" "Yes, a synonym is using bad language." The child concluded.
One day a ten-year-old child asked his mother, "Mom, what is a synonym?" "What? You even don't know what a synonym is? How foolish you are. When I describe you as foolish, I mean you're silly, stupid. Now you know what a synonym is ?" "Yes, a synonym is using bad language." The child concluded.
A Girl Just Like Mother pencil bag
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Mr. and Mrs . Shaw were on safari in Africa. Walking through the jungle. Suddenly a huge lion sprang out of the bushes and seized Mrs. Shaw , dragging her off. “Shoot!” she screamed to her husband,” Shoot!” “ I can’t !” he shouted back, “ I’ve run out of film!”
Mr. and Mrs . Shaw were on safari in Africa. Walking through the jungle. Suddenly a huge lion sprang out of the bushes and seized Mrs. Shaw , dragging her off. “Shoot!” she screamed to her husband,” Shoot!” “ I can’t !” he shouted back, “ I’ve run out of film!”
A Useful Lesson tote bag
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In England nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public bar． Mr． Thompson used to go to a bar near his house quite often，but he never took his son，Tom，because he was too young． Then when Tom had his eighteenth birthday， Mr．Thompson took him to his usual bar for the first time．They drank for half an hour， and then Mr．Thompson said to his son，“Now， Tom，I want to teach you a useful lesson．You must always be careful not to drink too much． And how do you know when you've had enough？ Well， I'll tell you．Do you see those two lights at the end of the bar？ When they seem to have become four，you've had enough and should go home．” “But， Dad，” said Tom，“I can only see one light at the end of the bar．”
In England nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public bar． Mr． Thompson used to go to a bar near his house quite often，but he never took his son，Tom，because he was too young． Then when Tom had his eighteenth birthday， Mr．Thompson took him to his usual bar for the first time．They drank for half an hour， and then Mr．Thompson said to his son，“Now， Tom，I want to teach you a useful lesson．You must always be careful not to drink too much． And how do you know when you've had enough？ Well， I'll tell you．Do you see those two lights at the end of the bar？ When they seem to have become four，you've had enough and should go home．” “But， Dad，” said Tom，“I can only see one light at the end of the bar．”
Who Should Be Given the Gift? tote bag
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A father of five children came home with a toy,summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present,"Who is the most obedient,never talks back to Mother and does everything he or she is told?" he inquired. There was silence,and then a chorus of voices:"You play with it, Daddy!"
A father of five children came home with a toy,summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present,"Who is the most obedient,never talks back to Mother and does everything he or she is told?" he inquired. There was silence,and then a chorus of voices:"You play with it, Daddy!"
Wit in Childhood shopping bag
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Wit in Childhood shopping bag
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Pig or Witch cosmetic bag
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A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.
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Joe was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks at his lunch and says, "I don't like chicken soup, bring something else." The hospital worker said, "It's good for you, the doctor said you should have it." Regardless, the patient refused to eat it. That night, a patient in the room with Joe had a bad stomach pain so the nurses came in to give him an enema. By mistake, they gave the enema to Joe. The following week, when he was leaving the hospital, a new patient asked him how he liked the hospital. He told him, "Well, the hospital itself is pretty good, but they're very strict about their food. when they bring up chicken soup you better eat it, or else they'll come back in the middle of the night and shove it up your behind!"
Joe was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks at his lunch and says, "I don't like chicken soup, bring something else." The hospital worker said, "It's good for you, the doctor said you should have it." Regardless, the patient refused to eat it. That night, a patient in the room with Joe had a bad stomach pain so the nurses came in to give him an enema. By mistake, they gave the enema to Joe. The following week, when he was leaving the hospital, a new patient asked him how he liked the hospital. He told him, "Well, the hospital itself is pretty good, but they're very strict about their food. when they bring up chicken soup you better eat it, or else they'll come back in the middle of the night and shove it up your behind!"
Free advice? water bag
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My Car Takes Full Service Only!! cooler bag
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A young woman was sitting in her stalled car, waiting for help. Finally, two men walked up to her. “I’m out of gas,” she purred. “Could you push me to a service station?” They readilyput their muscles to the car and rolled it for several blocks. After a while one looked up, exhausted, only to see that they had just passed a filling station. “How come you didn’t turn in?” he yelled. “I never go there,” the woman shouted back. “They don’t have full service!”* *A full-service station is one where the personnel provides gasoline, windshield cleaning, oil check, everything –so the customer does not need to step out of the car.
A young woman was sitting in her stalled car, waiting for help. Finally, two men walked up to her. “I’m out of gas,” she purred. “Could you push me to a service station?” They readilyput their muscles to the car and rolled it for several blocks. After a while one looked up, exhausted, only to see that they had just passed a filling station. “How come you didn’t turn in?” he yelled. “I never go there,” the woman shouted back. “They don’t have full service!”* *A full-service station is one where the personnel provides gasoline, windshield cleaning, oil check, everything –so the customer does not need to step out of the car.
The Same Action Yields the Same Result portfolio
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A couple of hunters chartered a small plane to fly them to a forest,and made an appointment with the pilot to come back andfetch them in about two weeks. At the end of the two weeks, they had shot a lot of animals that they wanted to load onto the plane. But the pilot said, "This plane won't be able to take more than one wild buffalo. You'll have to leave the others behind." Then the hunters protested, saying, "But last year, another pilot with the same airplane let us take two buffalos and some other animals in the plane as well."So the new pilot thought about it. He was a little bit skeptical, but finally he said, "OK, since you did it last year, I guess this year we can do it again." Then he loaded the two buffalos and a few other animals in, and the plane took off. Five minutes later, it crashed in a neighboring area.The three men climbed out and looked around, and one hunter said to the other, "Where do you think we are now?" The second one surveyed the area and said, "I think we're about one mile to the left of the place we crashed last year."
A couple of hunters chartered a small plane to fly them to a forest,and made an appointment with the pilot to come back andfetch them in about two weeks. At the end of the two weeks, they had shot a lot of animals that they wanted to load onto the plane. But the pilot said, "This plane won't be able to take more than one wild buffalo. You'll have to leave the others behind." Then the hunters protested, saying, "But last year, another pilot with the same airplane let us take two buffalos and some other animals in the plane as well."So the new pilot thought about it. He was a little bit skeptical, but finally he said, "OK, since you did it last year, I guess this year we can do it again." Then he loaded the two buffalos and a few other animals in, and the plane took off. Five minutes later, it crashed in a neighboring area.The three men climbed out and looked around, and one hunter said to the other, "Where do you think we are now?" The second one surveyed the area and said, "I think we're about one mile to the left of the place we crashed last year."
I Wasn't Asleep hydration pack
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"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.
"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."
"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."
"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.
"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."
"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."
Do you think it's the light that's attracting them? drawstring backpack
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"Mike, you're the proud father of a fine strapping boy." "Saints be praised, I..." Before Mike can finish the Doctor interrupts, "Wait a minute. Hold the lantern, Mike." Soon the doctor delivers the next child. "You've a full set now, Mike. A beautiful baby daughter."
"Thanks be to..."
Again the Doctor cuts in, "Hold the lantern, Mike, Hold the lantern!" Soon the Doctor delivers a third child. The doctor
holds up the baby for Mike's inspection.
"Doctor," asks Mike, "Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?"
"Mike, you're the proud father of a fine strapping boy." "Saints be praised, I..." Before Mike can finish the Doctor interrupts, "Wait a minute. Hold the lantern, Mike." Soon the doctor delivers the next child. "You've a full set now, Mike. A beautiful baby daughter."
"Thanks be to..."
Again the Doctor cuts in, "Hold the lantern, Mike, Hold the lantern!" Soon the Doctor delivers a third child. The doctor
holds up the baby for Mike's inspection.
"Doctor," asks Mike, "Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?"
They're All in the Same Boat backpack
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Three men were sitting on a bench in the park.
The middle one was reading a newspaper, and
the others were pretending to fish. They baited
imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in their
catch. A passing policeman stopped to watch
the spectacle and asked the man in the middle
if he knew the other two. “Oh, yes,
they're my friends!”
“In that case,” the police officer warned him,
“you had better get them out of here.”
“Yes, Sir!” the man replied, and
he began rowing furiously.
Three men were sitting on a bench in the park.
The middle one was reading a newspaper, and
the others were pretending to fish. They baited
imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in their
catch. A passing policeman stopped to watch
the spectacle and asked the man in the middle
if he knew the other two. “Oh, yes,
they're my friends!”
“In that case,” the police officer warned him,
“you had better get them out of here.”
“Yes, Sir!” the man replied, and
he began rowing furiously.
Kinder Words Were Never Spoken student bag
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A man went into a restaurant in a strange city and
asked the waiter for some food. The waiter asked
him what he wanted. Since the man was kind of
homesick and lonely, he said, “How about a
meatloaf, some bread and a kind word.” When
the waiter returned with the meatloaf and the
bread, the man said, “Where's the good word
for me?” The waiter put down the meatloaf
and sighed, then whispered into the man's ear,
“Don't eat the meatloaf!”
A man went into a restaurant in a strange city and
asked the waiter for some food. The waiter asked
him what he wanted. Since the man was kind of
homesick and lonely, he said, “How about a
meatloaf, some bread and a kind word.” When
the waiter returned with the meatloaf and the
bread, the man said, “Where's the good word
for me?” The waiter put down the meatloaf
and sighed, then whispered into the man's ear,
“Don't eat the meatloaf!”
The High Cost of Living briefcase
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Are You Serious? computer bag
There's a man who took his wife to see the movies. That day was a Sunday and it wasvery crowded, everyone was queuing to buy the tickets. So he and his wife were also in the queue, sweating. Suddenly, someone just punched him from behind. He was so angry, and already so mad and with his nerves on edge. He said, "Are you serious, man?!" The man that stood behind him was an ex-world champion boxer. So he looked at him and said, "Yes, serious, so what?" The man was small and skinny.
He looked back, really looked at him now,studying him, he saw his arm muscles, just bigger than his whole body put together. So, he just kind of smiled and said. "It's all right, I hate people who are not serious.
He looked back, really looked at him now,studying him, he saw his arm muscles, just bigger than his whole body put together. So, he just kind of smiled and said. "It's all right, I hate people who are not serious.
What Does She See in Him? laptop bag
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A husband and wife were watching a TV show one night in which a wife hired a private detective to follow her husband and see if he was cheating on her. So, the husband asked the wife if she would ever do that to him. The wife said, “Yes, of course I would! Not so much to find out about the other woman, but to see if I could find out what she saw in you!”
A husband and wife were watching a TV show one night in which a wife hired a private detective to follow her husband and see if he was cheating on her. So, the husband asked the wife if she would ever do that to him. The wife said, “Yes, of course I would! Not so much to find out about the other woman, but to see if I could find out what she saw in you!”
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When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks. George had a friend. His name was Mark. One day George offered to take Mark up in his plane. Mark thought, "I've travelled in a big plane several times, but I've never been in a small one, so I'll go." They went up, and George flew around for half an hour and did all kinds of tricks in the air. When they came down again, Mark was very glad to be back safely, and he said to his friend in a shaking voice, "Well, George, thank you very much for those two trips in your plane." Gerogy was very surprised and said, "Two trips?" "Yes, my first and my last," answered Mark.
When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks. George had a friend. His name was Mark. One day George offered to take Mark up in his plane. Mark thought, "I've travelled in a big plane several times, but I've never been in a small one, so I'll go." They went up, and George flew around for half an hour and did all kinds of tricks in the air. When they came down again, Mark was very glad to be back safely, and he said to his friend in a shaking voice, "Well, George, thank you very much for those two trips in your plane." Gerogy was very surprised and said, "Two trips?" "Yes, my first and my last," answered Mark.
An Excellent Use Of Books travel bag
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2008年7月2日星期三
The Fox and the Mosquitoes travel bag
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"Thank you, Master Hedgehog," said the Fox, "but I wouldrather not."
"Why, how is that?" asked the hedgehog.
"Well, you see," was the answer, "these Mosquitoes have hadtheir fill; if you drive these away, others will come with freshappetite and bleed me to death."
"Thank you, Master Hedgehog," said the Fox, "but I wouldrather not."
"Why, how is that?" asked the hedgehog.
"Well, you see," was the answer, "these Mosquitoes have hadtheir fill; if you drive these away, others will come with freshappetite and bleed me to death."
The Fox Without a Tail travel bag
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It happened that a Fox caught its tail in a trap, and instruggling to release himself lost all of it but the stump.Atfirst he was ashamed to show himself among his fellow foxes.Butat last he determined to put a bolder face upon his misfortune,and summoned all the foxes to a general meeting to consider aproposal which he had to place before them.When they hadassembled together the Fox proposed that they should all do awaywith their tails.He pointed out how inconvenient a tail was whenthey were pursued by their enemies, the dogs; how much it was inthe way when they desired to sit down and hold a friendlyconversation with one another.He failed to see any advantage incarrying about such a useless encumbrance."That is all verywell," said one of the older foxes; "but I do not think you wouldhave recommended us to dispense with our chief ornament if you hadnot happened to lose it yourself."
Distrust interested advice.
It happened that a Fox caught its tail in a trap, and instruggling to release himself lost all of it but the stump.Atfirst he was ashamed to show himself among his fellow foxes.Butat last he determined to put a bolder face upon his misfortune,and summoned all the foxes to a general meeting to consider aproposal which he had to place before them.When they hadassembled together the Fox proposed that they should all do awaywith their tails.He pointed out how inconvenient a tail was whenthey were pursued by their enemies, the dogs; how much it was inthe way when they desired to sit down and hold a friendlyconversation with one another.He failed to see any advantage incarrying about such a useless encumbrance."That is all verywell," said one of the older foxes; "but I do not think you wouldhave recommended us to dispense with our chief ornament if you hadnot happened to lose it yourself."
Distrust interested advice.
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"Oh Father," said a little Frog to the big one sitting by theside of a pool, "I have seen such a terrible monster!It was asbig as a mountain, with horns on its head, and a long tail, and ithad hoofs divided in two."
"Tush, child, tush," said the old Frog, "that was only FarmerWhite's Ox.It isn't so big either; he may be a little bit tallerthan I, but I could easily make myself quite as broad; just yousee."So he blew himself out, and blew himself out, and blewhimself out."Was he as big as that?" asked he.
"Oh, much bigger than that," said the young Frog.
Again the old one blew himself out, and asked the young one ifthe Ox was as big as that.
"Bigger, father, bigger," was the reply.
So the Frog took a deep breath, and blew and blew and blew,and swelled and swelled and swelled.And then he said: "I'm surethe Ox is not as big as But at this moment he burst.
Self-conceit may lead to self-destruction.
"Oh Father," said a little Frog to the big one sitting by theside of a pool, "I have seen such a terrible monster!It was asbig as a mountain, with horns on its head, and a long tail, and ithad hoofs divided in two."
"Tush, child, tush," said the old Frog, "that was only FarmerWhite's Ox.It isn't so big either; he may be a little bit tallerthan I, but I could easily make myself quite as broad; just yousee."So he blew himself out, and blew himself out, and blewhimself out."Was he as big as that?" asked he.
"Oh, much bigger than that," said the young Frog.
Again the old one blew himself out, and asked the young one ifthe Ox was as big as that.
"Bigger, father, bigger," was the reply.
So the Frog took a deep breath, and blew and blew and blew,and swelled and swelled and swelled.And then he said: "I'm surethe Ox is not as big as But at this moment he burst.
Self-conceit may lead to self-destruction.
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The Frogs were living as happy as could be in a marshy swampthat just suited them; they went splashing about caring for nobodyand nobody troubling with them.But some of them thought thatthis was not right, that they should have a king and a properconstitution, so they determined to send up a petition to Jove togive them what they wanted."Mighty Jove," they cried, "send untous a king that will rule over us and keep us in order."Jovelaughed at their croaking, and threw down into the swamp a hugeLog, which came downrplashto the swamp.The Frogswere frightened out of their lives by the commotion made in theirmidst, and all rushed to the bank to look at the horrible monster;but after a time, seeing that it did not move, one or two of theboldest of them ventured out towards the Log, and even dared totouch it; still it did not move.Then the greatest hero of theFrogs jumped upon the Log and commenced dancing up and down uponit, thereupon all the Frogs came and did the same; and for sometime the Frogs went about their business every day without takingthe slightest notice of their new King Log lying in their midst.But this did not suit them, so they sent another petition to Jove,and said to him, "We want a real king; one that will really ruleover us."Now this made Jove angry, so he sent among them a bigStork that soon set to work gobbling them all up.Then the Frogsrepented when too late.
Better no rule than cruel rule.
The Frogs were living as happy as could be in a marshy swampthat just suited them; they went splashing about caring for nobodyand nobody troubling with them.But some of them thought thatthis was not right, that they should have a king and a properconstitution, so they determined to send up a petition to Jove togive them what they wanted."Mighty Jove," they cried, "send untous a king that will rule over us and keep us in order."Jovelaughed at their croaking, and threw down into the swamp a hugeLog, which came downrplashto the swamp.The Frogswere frightened out of their lives by the commotion made in theirmidst, and all rushed to the bank to look at the horrible monster;but after a time, seeing that it did not move, one or two of theboldest of them ventured out towards the Log, and even dared totouch it; still it did not move.Then the greatest hero of theFrogs jumped upon the Log and commenced dancing up and down uponit, thereupon all the Frogs came and did the same; and for sometime the Frogs went about their business every day without takingthe slightest notice of their new King Log lying in their midst.But this did not suit them, so they sent another petition to Jove,and said to him, "We want a real king; one that will really ruleover us."Now this made Jove angry, so he sent among them a bigStork that soon set to work gobbling them all up.Then the Frogsrepented when too late.
Better no rule than cruel rule.
The Quack Frog travel bag
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A FROG once upon a time came forth from his home in the marsh andproclaimed to all the beasts that he was a learned physician,skilled in the use of drugs and able to heal all diseases. A Foxasked him, "How can you pretend to prescribe for others, when youare unable to heal your own lame gait and wrinkled skin?'
A FROG once upon a time came forth from his home in the marsh andproclaimed to all the beasts that he was a learned physician,skilled in the use of drugs and able to heal all diseases. A Foxasked him, "How can you pretend to prescribe for others, when youare unable to heal your own lame gait and wrinkled skin?'
The Rich Man and the Tanner travel bag
travel bag factory travel bag duffel bag A RICH MAN lived near a Tanner, and not being able to bear theunpleasant smell of the tan-yard, he pressed his neighbor to goaway. The Tanner put off his departure from time to time, sayingthat he would leave soon. But as he still continued to stay, astime went on, the rich man became accustomed to the smell, andfeeling no manner of inconvenience, made no further complaints.
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